Last week I thought ‘I wonder if anyone has ever wanted to write “I love you” on their eyelids to a professor like that girl did in Indiana Jones’.
Today we had our seminar teacher doing a lecture.
Now I know.
i had chicken pox when i was 10 and had to take a lot of oatmeal baths and it made me feel weird so me and my mom would pretend that i was deranged and obsessed with oatmeal and demanded to bathe in it
the only clear memory i have is her saying “i think that’s enough” while pouring oats into the water and me shouting “dont dare defy me mother!”
High Water Bookstore, Venice, Italy
photo via josee
I love this kid.
He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:
“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”
and don’t forget, the ever popular:
“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”
It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.
I fucking love this random Gryffindor!
This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.
BEM IS OUR KING.
It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a raven now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.
and thats how it happened.
^this. all of this.
omg what is air?
All hail Bem.
Bem is our King.
you can really tell we haven’t had a new book for over 5 years now can’t you?